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EXTRA!YOUR DAY.
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IN PRINT.
2026-10-14THE PERSONAL EDITIONPRICELESS · VOL. 01
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LOCAL LEGEND TAKES A DAY OFF. WORLD SOMEHOW CONTINUES.
An entirely unnecessary investigation into a thoroughly excellent day.
I call it a very important field trip.
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Today’s outlook: pleasantly distracted
Expect scattered daydreams, long sunny breaks and a strong possibility of taking the scenic route home.
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Wanted: one more afternoon
Seeking a little extra daylight. Must accommodate good company, a very slow walk and absolutely no urgent emails.
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